LettersToKumaAndTony

Like, Dear Kumajiro, OMG,like why are you so high off of weed? Like, that's totally not cool! You should eat some snacks or something, that'll make you feel better! To Alien-Tony-Thing Like, did Lucille or something have an eject-able seat? 'Cuz I had one in one of my airplanes before and that totally would have been cool! Oh but she's dead now- Ow! Liet, like what was that for! Aw man, Can't I borrow your computer a little longer? Pleaaaaase? ... Fine, Liet you meanie... bye Tony From, Poland ~[-]~ Hey Poland… P…Pancakes doesn't sound like a bad idea… I think I'll go have some now… e.e Hey. D-Don't mind the be

Dear Kuma and Tony, Um... you might now know me. Most probably you don't. I'm a random Hetalia fangirl that has one burning desire to know: Are you guys lovers? Cuz it would be REALLY CUTE if you guys said yes. You two would be my next OTP (One True Pairing). That's all for now, Lifeisinteresting (Call me Life) ~[-]~ O.O O.O O.O O.O O.e WHAT. WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK? I DON'T- HUH? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? *traumatized* … WHATISTHISIDONTEVEN. HOLY FRICKIN' SHIT YOU AREN'T FRANCE ARE YOU HOLY HELL WHERE DID THIS COME FROM I DON'T GET IT KILL ME NOW GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH *epically mind fucked* … … … No&

TONY GET THAT INSANE POLAR BEAR OUT OF MY CHANDELIER BEFORE HE BREAKS ANYTHING ELSE IN THE PALACE! TONY KUMA'S GOT HOLD OF GLASGOW'S WEED AND NOW HE'S HIGHER THAN A KITE! Glasgow is in serious trouble when i catch her. THERE IS SECURITY DAMMIT! Britain ~[-]~ DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME BASTARD. NOT COOL DUDE. AND HE'S ALREADY OUT. HE'S WITH ME, OK? HE'S BACK TO NORMAL THANKS TO BISHOP'S STORTFORD. I take no responsibility for any damages, physical or mental, that he has caused while at your house. HAI IGGY. That dress your wearing is very pretty. You should wear it more often. *taking even more pictures* ;D Don't get mad at Glasgow! I

Kumajirou, Wait, what? Who is the guy with the fluffy hat? Canada doesn't have a fluffy hat... wait... what? -From, Atlantis ~[-]~ Hai! The guy with the fluffy hat is the one outside the palace. He had a red jacket on too. But he HIT me. So now ima go bite him later. K bai! Kuma

Tony, I don't even know who those people are... But yes... Smacking Turkey seems to do the trick... -Greece ~[-]~ Hey Greece, Sorry, I was just freaking out. Lucille is my spaceship. I named her. Shut up. Singapore… don't even get me started. Smacking people and telling them to fuck off always does the trick :) From, Tony

Dear Alien dude & Smokey the bear, Was' good wit it, homes! It's ya homie G, California! I heard you peepz was writin' letters 'er some shit, so I jus' wanted ta drop by, and get da 411, ya feel me? Well, I gatta bounce. Some idiots thought I'd be funny ta chuck a rock through ma damn window, dawg! I be goin' kamikaze on their asses! P.S: America gave me all the deets 'bout what you trolls be sayin' 'bout me a while back! I AIN'T NO WANNA-BE! 'FER REALZ! ONE WORD: R-E-P-R-E-S-E-N-T. Your homie, California 8D ~[-]~ Oh I remember you. You're the kid who switches between now and you're Hollywood diva side. Fucking joy. Hai Cali! I haven'

Dear Kuma and Tony, Привет friends! I'm sorry I haven't been on in such a long time. I have lovely news today- I finally goaded America into going on a trip with me! After weeks, and weeks, and weeks of goading, bribing and threatening. However, I have one small question to ask- where should we go? I kind of forgot to figure that out. And if you do not answer me promptly, make sure you try my delicious cupcakes. I'm sure they will be to die for. All petty things aside, I have another question. How can I sway America into falling in love with me? I want to make this trip special. So, any ideas? Sincerely,

Bonjour Kuma-cheri, Oui... I see you're not better...still. Where on earth are you getting all this weed? S-slow down... You're writing is all messy. I'm afraid I don't understand. Angleterre... used magic on you? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME SOONER? This is a very important issue, cheri. Last time he used magic, he turned L'Amerique into a girl. I did not mind, but England decided to go 'all protective father' mode and didn't let me touch him when he was a girl. Bonjour Tony, Don't deny, mon ami! I bet you're imagining your lover now! Laying hand in hand with her on the bed, suddenly one of you turn around and say "I love you. Could we *AAH*

Prvyet Tony and Kumajiru! I'm Siberia but I like being called Antonia! Kuma found weed? Sweet! [Antonia, don't tell him to use it!] Beir? ! You can fucking write? Amerika is an idiot, da? Oh, I got to go, Mama Russia is calling me. With love, vodka, and sunflowers Siberia PS Can you tell Canada that Amerika's blood is now staining my carpet and he has to pay for the cleaning. PPS {Hi! I'm Vodka! Tony, can you beat Belarus for me? The Bitch is trying to get rid of me and my owner!} ~[-]~ Hai hai! Yeah I found weed! But everyone tells me it's bad for me… I really like the pretty colors though… Oh well, I can always get prett

Dear Tony and Kumajiro, Hello, it's me, Seychelles! How are you two doing? I hope you two are both doing well, because I'm not. At the moment I'm in the hallway, outside the meeting room. It's hortible, Belarus throwing knives, Canada dressed in rag, and that Eybrow Bastard keeps wanting me to make him tea! I'm not his colony...anymore. Please save me! Love, Seychelles. ~[-]~ Hai Seychelles! Wow, you're really pretty. Are you a model? :) I'm fine! Tony's busy right now. I'm waiting for him to finish cleaning up the mess he made. He said he spilled red paint all over the room that he and Prussia were in. I'm glad he decided not to use